Monday, January 23, 2017

Advice With Bryce

Advice With Bryce
By Anonymous
I can't prioritize.
Dear Prioritizing Person,
Yes you can! All you need to do is make a list. If you write down your priorities, you are much more likely to follow through. If you really can’t decide between two, just pick randomly.  

How do you use Instagram?
Dear Instagrammer,
To be pro Instagrammer follow these steps:
~ Make a cool account name
~ Post random pictures of yourself and friends
~ Add a Tumblr quote with emoji’s
~ Voila! You’re a pro Instagramer.

Why Do We Have School?
Dear Sad About School,
    We have school so we can learn how to do everyday tasks and the basics for most jobs. We also don't learn just what we need for the job we want, just in case we decide to change career paths or can't get a job in the field we want.

How to actually do your homework and schoolwork instead of leaving it to the last minute?
Dear Procrastinator,
    I understand where you’re coming from because, I‘m the same way. To make homework easier to do; I would make a list and plan out your work so you know what you need to work on. For example: plan a day dedicated to your school work, but also put in some time to relax so you don't frustrate yourself. This might take a week to get used to doing, but once you learn what works best for you this should get easier. P.S. don't forget to make it fun!
How to get to Wellness faster?
Dear Beefcake,
Don’t Stop! Not for your friends, not for your dog, not for your mom! Just Walk! If you don’t ever stop, and you walk at a brisk pace, you will get there in plenty of time.

I need advice on how to wrestle a crocodile and how can I tell how much milk is the right amount of milk in my cereal?
Wrestling a croc requires agility. You need to be swift as a coursing river with all the force of a great typhoon. Make sure you research weakness points and hit them hard. For your cereal, you need to make sure you pour your cereal first. Pouring milk first is an insult to your family. Next, you need to make sure you pour the amount of cereal that's right for your bowl. Pouring too much or too little is a rookie mistake, fool. Now, the milk. You need to make sure you pour enough milk so that it's not covering the top of your cereal, but enough to get it all nice and moist. If you put too much, it'll make the cereal soggy before you get to the bottom.
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How do I make my girlfriend wrong, she's always right
Dear Jealous,
The best way to prove your girlfriend wrong is to provide evidence to your argument. Most of the time, people lose arguments because they can't really prove their argument. But you shouldn't be focused on winning arguments, so should be focused on working them out together. Also, chances are you're probably wrong anyways.

How do I stay organized in high school?
Dear Unorganized,
Make a folder for each class and keep all the stuff for that one class in that folder. Take out everything not needed for that class. Make one side homework and the other side other things needed like notes or other activities done in class. This takes up less room than binders and does the same.

My best friend has bad breath.  How do I tell him that his breath is smells bad without hurting his feelings or making him feel self conscious?

Dear Not So Fresh,
Telling a friend that they have bad breath can be an awkward and difficult thing to do. It can be difficult to know how to approach the subject without hurting their feelings, but you also want to be honest and help them out. Whether or not they are aware of their problematic odor, there are kind ways to let someone know that they have bad breath.  One way to hint at the breath problem is to act as if you have the problem yourself. For example, “Do you have a mint?  I feel that my breath is bad.”  This is a great way to bring up the topic of bad breath to someone because it is a subliminal way to make them think about their own breath.  If you offer someone a breath mint and they turn it down, it’s perfectly acceptable to suggest with a kind, “I think you should.”
At school I always hear students talking badly about others.  Many of my friends do this.  How can I ask them to stop talking badly about others without them getting mad at me?
Dear Listener,
If you don’t like what your friends are saying, just tell them, be honest. Tell your friends that talking badly about others bothers you. If they get mad, they aren’t friends that you should spend time with. You need to do what you feel is right. It maybe helpful to model positive words as much as possible. For instance, if you are talking about a classmate, say nice things to be an example for others. Most often if you are talking nicely about others the conversation won't end up in gossip.  Additionally, when your friends start talking badly about others, change the conversation topic. They will hopefully get the message that you want no part of their poor behavior.  Good luck!

I want to be cool and fit in at school, but I am very quiet and shy.  I don't like to play sports and many of the popular students play sports. I want to be included when others are having parties and gatherings, but I always seem to be left out.  How can I get more friends?  
Dear Lonely,
If you feel like you have no friends, try to join a club!  You don't necessarily need to have a lot of common interests with people in order to make friends with them. School often has many clubs and organizations that you can join, but don’t limit yourself just to school. There are many community organizations and events that might be of interest to you, or you could try something new.  You could also make friends by volunteering.  People will see that you are a giving and generous person, the type of friend that everyone wants.  One of the quickest ways to make a friend is to pay a compliment or smile.  Don’t worry about being cool, it is more important to have friends that are kind and supportive, in no time the invites will come.

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